A Review of the USFL Mascots

With the 2022 USFL season about to start the USFL announced and showed off their brand new mascots for each of the USFL teams. This means it’s time to review the mascots of the USFL. Let’s start with the mascots of the South Division.

Birmingham Stallions mascot is as cookie-cutter as it gets. It’s literally just a stallion 2/5

Houston Gamblers' mascot looks like Woody from Toy Story and I will die on that hill because they look very similar. 2/5

New Orleans Breakers mascot when I first saw it and seeing it now looks just like the San Diego Bolt Man. but with Colgate toothpaste hair. 2.5/5

Tampa Bay Bandits mascot “Hey Houston can I copy your homework?” “Yeah just make sure to change some answers to not make it obvious” And that's how Tampa Bay got their mascot. 1.5/5. And now it is time for the North Division of the USFL.

Philadelphia Stars mascot where to start with this thing. Now Philly is known for their weird mascots i.e Philly Fanatic and Gritty so this Yo Gabba Gabba/ Mike Wazowski hybrid mascot is just the newest addition of the said weird mascots. Seriously remove one of its eyes and if it was a little rounder it would become a Disney lawsuit. -1/5

New Jersey Generals mascot oooh boy I’m gonna try my best to give my thoughts without offending people. I like the diversity of their mascot because most mascots are some kind of animal or human that are white( I hope that won’t offend someone) but I feel like they have could have given him a more accurate army general uniform, but not bad all around. 2.5/5

Michigan Panthers mascot looks just like the Penn State Nitty Lion, but a more kid friendlier version………………. I just realized I walked right into that one, didn’t I? 2.75/5

Pittsburgh Maulers' mascot really shows why Pittsburgh is a Yinzer land beyond belief and the mascot perfectly shows that. He’s just the great value version of Steely McBeam. The mascot for the Pittsburgh Steelers. 1/5. Overall not a great showing for original-looking mascots, but having mascots is more than what the AAF, or XFL have had in years past. The best mascot by far is the Michigan Panthers mascot. The worst is whatever the hell the Philadelphia Stars Mascot is.